Make Your Bed and Lay In It Too

I just took a benadryl and drank a couple of shots.  I'm feeling pretty loopy.

What's new on this forefront?  My mom came to visit me tonight.  She hasn't been on vacation in, sheesh, I don't remember her ever going anywhere on vacation prior to this.  Not even when I was a little girl.  Now that's some dedication.  She's staying out here for two weeks.  It's great to see her but that's a long vacation.  She deserves it though, and I'll do everything in my power to make her comfortable during her stay.

It'll be nice to show her the beauty of this place.  The Rocky Mountains are absolutely fantastic.  We don't have anything like this in the midwest.  I do miss the lakes and the rivers and the green.  But I do not miss the bugs or the humidity.

We ate dinner at an Asian Bistro tonight.  She had tempura and I got the phad thai.  Absolutely delish!  I should have taken a picture.  It would have lasted longer.

This boy Daniel keeps messaging me on Facebook.  He's a good kid overall, just socially awkward.  He's a writer/reader/philosopher type.  He recently went through a "break up" with a girl who is still hung up over her ex.  She ended up choosing her ex over him, and now he's all down and out about it.  I don't mind listening, but how many times do I have to hear it?  Woe is me and all of that bull.  Get over it already.

Guys are such big babies.

Tomorrow I'm bringing my mom to this fantastic creole brunch joint.  They have the best biscuits known to mankind.  They serve them with homemade strawberry rhubarb jam that's to die for.  Mmm...

On another note, I broke out yesterday from something.  I don't even know what it is, but my entire body has red, itchy blotches.  It might be stress.

Speaking of stress, I went to the doctor the other day for a check up.  Apparently my vajayjay is stressed out.  The doctor wrote me a prescription to help it unwind.  Huh...  What the hell does that tell you?  This girl needs to get laid!  I wish she would have written a prescription for a hot male escort... yes, I do believe that's exactly what the doctor ordered.

Boose cracks me up.  She always has to make her bed just right.  It's adorable really, but I like to pick on her for it.

**note somebody texted me while I recorded this, hence the "buzz."

~**~**~Caboose~**~**~

Goodnight world.